FF – A Night in the Trailer
Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, the 100 word challenge hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo comes from Jan Wayne Fields.
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Copyright Jan Wayne Fields
“Morning, Dear!”
“Morning, Love! Um… didn’t we used to have a car?”
“After last year’s camping trip, I arranged with my friends to drive it back home overnight. This is real camping. No phones…”
“Whaaat?”
“… no car, just us and Nature. Ah, the smell of the woods, the sound of the… bears?”
“Yeek! We’ve no car! No car!”
“Don’t panic, Dear. Squeeze into the trailer!”
“It’s tiny!”
Much, much later…
“Do you think they’ve gone, Dear?”
“Do you wanna poke your head out and check, Mr Nature?”
“Not really. Let’s make the best of it. Marshmallow?”
Frosty silence.
Sharing My World 2016 Week 47
Here is my post for Cee’s Share Your World. This one is a “grateful for” special in honour of the USA’s Thanksgiving Day. Cee’s recommends a few words representing the first thing which comes to mind.
Your home life?
Anteater.
No, this “first thing which comes to mind” isn’t going to work. I’ll try again.
Relaxed, mainly stress-free. I love that after all these years I finally own a little house.
Your family?
My immediate family live nearby and we’ll all be seeing each other at Christmas!
Your blogging community?
They’re such a lovely bunch, reading all my stuff and producing quality works for me to read 🙂
Your city or immediate area in which you live?
It’s a nice quiet little village and I’m far enough from the main road that I don’t get any traffic noise. I’m grateful for the peace and quiet.
The regional area in which you live?
I’ve published many many pictures of the lovely area I live in. Let me find another one. Or two.
The country where you live?
It’s free, democratic and there’s enough to go round. Not that everyone gets enough sadly.
You?
Me! I’m reasonably healthy and content 🙂
FF – Same Old
Here is my story for the 100 word Friday Fictioneers challenge, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo came from C. E. Ayr.
This story will either be mildly amusing or won’t make any sense whatsoever. I’m hoping people have read the book or at least seen the film. Sorry, I’m out of ideas today.
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Copyright C. E. Ayr
“This is it. Interdimensional portal.”
“Why the chain?”
“Tourist attractions always do that. Stop people seeing the cool stuff.”
“Like portals?”
“Like portals. This is gonna be great!”
“Yeah, massive! Let’s do this thing. I love this part, never know what you’re gonna find!”
They jumped the chain and entered the door.
Snow. Bitter cold. A lady on a sleigh to their left, a strange creature to their right, gesticulating wildly at them.
The pair shook their heads sadly and walked back through the door.
“Unbelievable. Narnia again. Why’s it always Narnia?”
“That bloody lion’s on his own this time. Beer?”
Limerick Challenge – Tell Me a Story
I’ve missed the last few weeks but I’ve managed to put together a limerick for Mind and Life Matters’ Limerick Challenge this week.
This week the theme is “Tell Me a Story!” To read all the limericks, click on the blue froggy.
I have a whole story to tell
To fit it all in will be hell
‘Cos five lines are too few
So you’ll have to make do
With me saying it all ended well.
Sharing My World 2016 Week 46
Here is my post for Cee’s Share Your World.
Are you a traveller or a homebody?
I’m a homebody. It’s okay to take little trips but it’s nice to get home again.
What kind of TV commercial would you like to make? Describe it.
I wouldn’t really like to make one at all. I don’t like watching them either. In fact, I can’t remember the last time I watched an advert on TV – I always record anything I watch on broadcast TV so even if it’s a commercial channel (i.e. it has adverts) I can skip them.
Describe yourself in a word that starts with the first letter of your name.
That’s “A” for “Ali” so let’s give this a go.
Asshole. Oh dear, let’s try again. Asswipe. Oh no, this isn’t going well. Wait! I have one, it’s coming. Aaaaaaaaaaaasshat.
Darn. Let’s try “D” for “draliman” instead.
Douche. Douchebag. Argh, must… concentrate… on… word… d…d…d…d…douchecanoe.
Dammit.
Ooh, I have one! Dirigible. There you go. It’s not going to get any better than that I’m afraid.
List some fun things for a rainy day.
Reading, watching Amazon and Netflix, playing on my PS4 (currently “Elder Scrolls Online”), taking a nice nap. This is all stuff that works on any day!
FF – Carnage!
Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, the 100 word challenge hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo comes from Björn Rudberg.
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Copyright Björn Rudberg
Chris “Fingers” O’Flaherty shot an evil grin at the hapless shop keeper.
“Not gonna pay up, huh? Time ta die!” He held out his hand and his cohort, Nigel “No Brains” Bingwit, handed him a violin case. Fingers opened it and extracted the contents.
“Eat lead!”
Twang.
“Ha!” scoffed the shop keeper, suddenly feeling brave. “What ya gonna do, batter me to death with the string section?”
Fingers stared at the violin in his hands. “Bingwit, you moron. You picked up the wrong cases!”
Meanwhile, across town at the weekly rehearsal of the Little Brimptom String Orchestra, it was carnage!
Sharing My World 2016 Week 45
Here is my post for Cee’s Share Your World. How did it get to be week 45? I’m not ready to start thinking about Christmas. Not ready, I say.
Describe your own outlook on life in seven words or less. (NOTE: does not have to be a sentence.)
Just take it day by day.
Where do you like to vacation?
I just stick around here.
Candy factories (sweets or treats including chocolate) of the entire world have become one and will now be making only one kind of candy. Which kind, if you were calling the shots?
I really like anything with a chocolate outside and some kind of squishy inside, like praline or whatever, so I’ve decided to team up with Dawn over at The Day After (Lingering Visions) and have a Lindt truffle factory. We only need one more vote to make it happen. It’s the law! Who’s with us?
Complete this sentence: Something that anyone can do that will guarantee my smile is…
Smile at me. It would be rude not to smile back. And it’s nice to be smiled at.
FF – Insulation
Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, the 100 word story challenge hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by long-standing FF member Sandra Crook.
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Copyright Sandra Crook
“It’s an eyesore!” some exclaimed.
“A pre-Raphaelite-modernesque statement of individuality and form!” declared others, brazenly inventing art terms on the fly.
“Is it paint? Mosaic tiles?” wondered yet more.
“It’s lovely and warm and cosy,” the owner muttered, largely to himself because nobody else was listening.
Then it rained. It rained and rained and rained. And the building creaked and groaned and creaked and groaned some more. And then it fell down.
Because, you see, while a knitted woollen tea cosy is just the thing for keeping your favourite beverage warm, it’s no good on a house.
Sharing My World 2016 Week 44
Here is my post for Cee’s Share Your World.
What was your favourite subject in school?
Physics, I guess, because it was interesting and easy. My next choice would be English Language as we got to write stories. These days it could well be computers/ITC/whatever they call it, but we didn’t have computers in those days.
If you could have a servant come to your house every day for two hours, what would you have them do?
Cleaning and tidying of course! They would have the weekend off so they could do one room per day. However, I only have four rooms so on the Friday they could sort out the garden 🙂
Where did you live when you were in the third grade of school? Is it the same place or town you live now?
I’m not sure what “third grade” means, so I’m going to add three to the approximate starting age of school and get roughly eight years old – I’m hoping that’s what it means!
I’ve done a full circle – Cornwall to Surrey to Germany to Surrey to Hertfordshire to Hampshire to Ireland to Cornwall! Not in the same place exactly, but close 🙂
In your opinion, list some places that are great for shopping?
Not wishing to break its near 100% record on Share Your world this week, I’m going to say Amazon. I buy nearly everything except food on there. I view shopping as a chore rather than thinking somewhere is “great”.
FF – Getting Your Kicks
Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, the weekly 100 word challenge hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by Jean L. Hays.
My story this week was “inspired” by the famous song “(Get Your Kicks on) Route 66” as I have no imagination (it’s written all over the photo!), and also because I was trying desperately not to write such a dark story as previous weeks.
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Copyright Jean L. Hays
When Freddy ran short of fuel he shouldn’t have stopped at a run-down bar and petrol station in Nowhereville, USA.
When Freddy parked up he shouldn’t have been so careless.
When Freddy saw the bike he’d hit knock down twenty others like dominoes he shouldn’t have gone in and announced it with a big grin on his face.
When Freddy saw twenty-one angry bikers rise from their seats he shouldn’t have said “Ooh, I’m scared, ooh…” in quite such a sarcastic tone of voice.
On a more positive note Freddy got plenty of kicks on Route 66.
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