Friday Fictioneers – Poorly Thought Out
Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle at Addicted to Purple. This week’s photo was contributed by Claire Fuller.
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“So what’s this you’re demonstrating, then?”
“Well, you know how the little bastar… darlings from Class 7B are always tipping the lockers over?”
“Yeeesssss…”
“I’ve retro-fitted them with special bars that automatically slam down to steady them the moment any tipping movement is detected.”
“Riigghttt… one problem I can see…”
“I’ll give them a shove and you’ll see it in action.”
“…is that there’s a busy corridor right behind…”
Shove.
Creak.
Clunk.
SPLAT!
“Yay! The anti-tipping mechanism deployed beautifully.”
“On top of Class 5C.”
“Some sort of pre-deployment alarm system, perhaps?”
“Go away now, please. Somebody call an ambulance!”
MFTS – Chad and Brad Go Vamp
Here is my contribution to Barbara Beacham’s Mondays Finish the Story. Today we find out what Chad and Brad, our favourite stoners, have been up to since last we saw them.
The supplied opening sentence is in bold in my story, and this week’s other stories can be found by clicking on the blue froggy.
The family had no idea that little Luigi would grow up to be… prematurely dead.
Neither did Chad and Brad when they visited their old friend hoping to score some weed. Everyone knew Luigi had the best in town.
While waiting for Luigi to fetch his stash, Brad stumbled across an old photograph.
“Dude!” said Brad. “Come look! It’s little Luigi!”
“Digging the cool retro costumes, Luigi,” said Chad, puffing on his spliff. “When was this taken?”
Luigi’s face turned dark. “1874,” he said. “Now my secret is out and you both must join me… in death. Bwahahahaha!” Luigi’s fangs extended and he attacked.
“Not again,” grumbled Brad, taking an extended puff of annoyance. “Ghosts, vampires…”
“Dude!” exclaimed Chad as Luigi leapt straight into the lit end of his joint.
As everyone knows, vampires and flames don’t mix. Luigi burst into flames.
“Oh man!” said Chad. “I torched Luigi! Sorry, dude.”
Luigi screamed and exploded.
“Not cool,” said Brad, wiping Luigi-ashes off his coat. “Come on, let’s find his stash. Finders keepers!”
“Dude.”
Literary Lion – Stained Red
Here is my story for Laura’s Literary Lion prompt. Mr Lion has spoken and this week’s prompt word is “flower“. I’ve left all attempts at humour behind for a slightly grittier attempt for this week’s story.
Ring-a-ring o’ roses,
A pocket full of posies,
A-tishoo! A-tishoo!
We all fall down.
The words of the old nursery rhyme run through Dravid’s head as he looks around. Apt, he thinks, but the Black Death had nothing on this.
Here a woman stumbles past, sobbing, clutching the remains of her baby close to her. There a child stares blankly, a numb look on his face as blood-tinged tears trickle down his cheeks.
Once upon a time there were “rules of war”. You can do this, but not that. Kill this person but not that one. Not anymore. Rules? In war? War is all about winning. About killing, and killing, and killing, until there’s no one left to kill. That’s how you know you’ve won. And so finally both sides unleashed the stores of chemical weapons they never admitted to having.
Delivery was always the trick, thinks Dravid as he muses on this. Too easy to shoot down missiles, planes. He drops his backpack by the side of the road, the empty chemical bomb rolling out into the dirt, its contents already unleashed. He’s done his bit. Time now to rest. Lowering himself to the ground, his fingernails already rimmed with red, he knows that his end is near, past overdue in fact. He plucks a perfect white rose, marvelling at how selective the chemical is, leaving plants and animals untouched. Something to do with DNA, he understands.
The chemical, his chemical courses through his body, and his last sight as his insides liquefy is his blood, staining the rose red. Such a beautiful shade of red.
Friday Fictioneers – Bad Things Come in Threes…?
Here is my rather rushed story for this week’s Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle and with a photo supplied this week by C. E Ayr. Click on the blue froggy for this week’s other stories!
I hate to publish and run, but I’m off to my book club. It’s my turn to bring the biscuits!
“What’s that picture, Grandpa?”
“Whales, in the sea. That’s to remind us of the days before the particle accelerator accident, when 90% of our seawater drained through to another dimension.”
“Oh. Is that what caused the ruined buildings?”
“No. That was the creatures from the other dimension attacking us because we almost drowned them all.”
“Oh. So why do we still have seas?”
“That was some helpful aliens who delivered water and accidentally drowned 95% of the survivors. But they say bad things come in threes, so we’re safe now.”
“Yay!”
“I’m sure the massive comet currently hurtling towards us will miss.”
“Um. Yay?”
MTFS – What Could It Be?
Here is my contribution to Barbara Beacham’s Mondays Finish the Story. We get a photo, 150 words and an opening sentence, which is in bold in my story.
This week’s other stories can be found by clicking the blue froggy.
I have no idea what this photo is. Maybe the DraliFiction team have an idea? Let’s listen in…
“I see absolutely everything.”
“Well, I see absolutely nothing. What the hell is it?”
“Dunno. Could be a lizard, maybe? Or a fish?”
“Hmm, let’s see. A fishy story. Let’s brainstorm some titles. ‘Close Encounters of the Fishy Kind’.”
“’Rebel without a fish’.”
“’Live and Let Fish’.”
“Ha ha!”
“Ha ha! Or maybe it’s an alien?”
“What, like, ‘insert-name-here’ sneaks across the border, and pursued by police his only chance to survive is…”
“A space alien, dumbass.”
“I seriously doubt our Babs got an actual photo of an actual space alien. We would’ve heard. There would’ve been news stories, failed attempts to communicate, exploding cities, the last vestiges of humanity struggling to survive in a broken world and whatnot.”
“So we’re back to ‘fish’, then?”
“’Spose so. Typing fingers on standby? This is gonna be epic.”
“Ready to go! Bring on the epic.”
“Righty-ho… ‘Once upon a time there was a fish named Pete’…”
“Awesome opening, mate!”
Literary Lion – Watcher
Here’s my story for Laura’s Literary Lion challenge. This week Mr Lion has supplied the prompt word “eye“.
Marcus settled back into his chair after one of his infrequent visits to the kitchen. This is where he felt at home, felt alive. Banks of monitors stared back at him, each showing a different scene.
Here a road, there a bedroom, on another scenes from corporate CCTV flashed past – an office, a stairwell, employees catching a sneaky smoke on the roof…
Some men had armies to enforce their will. Others knew the human psyche so intimately they were able to manipulate people into doing almost anything. Marcus had his monitors. His window on the world. Knowledge was power. And he knew everything.
Within his peer group he was known as “The Eye”. He was at the top of the pyramid. He knew everything worth knowing. And he used it to his advantage, regardless of the harm he caused to people’s lives.
A scene on one monitor caught his eye. Wasn’t that… yes! A middle-tier government minister. Not so high as to cause him problems but high enough to have a reputation to protect. And the lady he’d just entered the hotel room with? She was at least a nine, maybe nine point five (Marcus had no trouble objectifying women, and it would come as no surprise to learn that he’d never had a meaningful conversation with one). The minister was married. To someone else.
Fingers flickering over his keyboard, Marcus activated the webcam on the laptop in the hotel bedroom and began taking screenshots. He’d get a pretty penny for this, maybe buy himself a new server. Who would pay more for these pictures, he wondered? The minister to keep it quiet, or his wife for leverage in a divorce? Life was good!
Unseen in the corner of his room, a tiny lens watched his every move, streaming images back to base.
There’s always a bigger fish.
Very soon, Marcus is going to learn this. Because actions have consequences, and Marcus’s cosy little life is about to change in unexpected and unfortunate ways.
Friday Fictioneers – Message Home
Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle at Addicted to Purple. We get up to 100 words to write a story in response to a photo, which this week was contributed by Madison Woods.
Don’t forget to click on the blue froggy to see this week’s other stories!
Intergalactic Telegram
TO: Gu’ukk Space Command
FROM: Scout Team Kralka’ak on Planet Earth
BEGIN
observing humans while disguised as flying insects STOP still undetected STOP population releasing toxins into water and atmosphere STOP they kill each other STOP war rife STOP starvation widespread STOP today watched humans eating nutrition-free animal products STOP projecting population extinct planet dead two centuries STOP suggest further observation pointless STOP killing death destruction here STOP why don’t they just STOP
END
Transmit
MFTS – Trigger Happy
It’s time for Mondays Finish the Story, Barbara Beacham’s photo/opening sentence challenge. This week’s topic was suggested by J.A. at Living Authors Society. The supplied opening sentence is in bold in my story below.
To read the other stories, click on the blue froggy.
“Where did they go?”
“Don’t know,” replied Juan.
Pedro hefted his aged assault rifle. “I don’t like this. Everyone should be here. They said to come at once.”
“Perhaps the Iron Dogs killed them? They’ve always been jealous of our cartel’s success,” replied Juan.
They slipped closer, alert for any movement.
“Silent as the grave,” whispered Juan as they approached.
“I hope ‘grave’ is not an apt choice of words, my friend.”
The pair entered the open courtyard, trigger fingers twitching. Suddenly there was movement all around as yelling shapes jumped out of the shadows.
“SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTH…”
Taken completely by surprise, the pair’s combat training took over.
“RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT!”
Bullets flew, blood sprayed in a red mist, bodies blew apart. In seconds it was over.
“Oh, shit,” said Juan, as a bullet-ridden banner proclaiming “Happy Birthday, Juan!” fluttered sadly to the ground.
Pedro picked his way through the carnage of Juan’s family to a trestle table. “Happy birthday, man. Cake?”














